
how amazing we are
how proud we must be, should be, back slapping congrats all around, pass the whiskey, let’s party like it’s 1999
how proud we must be,
should be, back slapping
congrats all around, pass
the whiskey, let’s party
like it’s 1999, because
latest reports verify efforts
to completely pollute all
the oceans of the world
with plastic and other
nefarious garbage we
manufacture for our
never ending march
towards oblivion have
been a tremendous
success. aren’t we
something? wow, it’s
all about pride, hard
work and that “can do
spirit”! what a species!
we’re the best!! there’s no
quit in us, baby!! onward!!
our bread and butter
is war, in all its glorious
brutality. we worship
murder and destruction
without hesitation. oh,
we pretend, all aghast
that the latest mass
shooting was just awful
but really, none of us
care, unless of course
we’re one of the victims
all shot up and lying dead
as a door nail in some
crummy mall or school
cafeteria. other than that,
none of us gives a damn.
period. end of discussion.
sob stories
there’re millions
of homeless slobs
in the us of a. that’s
the price of freedom.
it’s in the constitution.
page 15, if you can’t
pay the rent, fuck you!
that’s what makes
this country great.
cause pity is for fools
and the weak. for losers.
are you a loser?


